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10 Best Curse Words Substitutions

Why shout expletives, when you can scream,

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Why shout expletives, when you can scream, "Son of a Nutcracker!" if you were to lose your car keys?

Jordy Peterson, Reporter

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Swearing isn’t particularly a great habit. Here are 10 cursing substitutions that are acceptable to holler when you stub your toe or drop your phone.

  1. Great Googley Moogley
  2. Heavens to Betsy
  3. Gee Willikers
  4. Jeepers
  5. Shucks
  6. Son-of- a Baptist Preacher
  7. Son- of-a Motherless Goat
  8. Shut the Front Door
  9. Fiddlesticks
  10. Dang Nabbit
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  1. Bab on March 23rd, 2017 10:41 am

    SO BAD

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