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Presenting The WAM Awards

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Carlie Morgan, Reporter

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In honor of the recent release of the Academy Award Nominees, The Wolfpack staff has compiled a list of awards for those movies not given the honor of being included in the Academy’s decisions. For your viewing pleasure, here are The Wolfpack Academy Media Awards.

 

Worst Plot Twist in a Horror Movie:
M. Night Shyamalan for Split

Funniest Superhero Movie:
Deadpool

Making Me Cry the Most in a Theater:
Finding Dory

Best Female Revival:
Ghostbusters (2016)

Made the Most Meninists Cry:
Ghostbusters (2016)

Worst Method Acting:
Jared Leto for Suicide Squad

(Surprisingly) Best Remake of a Disney Movie:
The Jungle Book

Most Inaccurate Portrayal of the Dad-Bod:
Bad Moms

Keeping the Harry Potter Fandom Alive Another Year:
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Tricked the Most Parents into Taking Their Kids to an R-Rated Movie:
Sausage Party

Best Pet in Action:
Buddy the Dachshund with his Mixer for The Secret Life of Pets

Awkwardest Moments for Kids to Reenact:
Trolls for Mandatory Hug-time

Best Prediction of the 2017 Political Climate:
The Purge: Election Year

Worst Named Horror Movie Antagonist:
The Bye-Bye Man

Reviving the Star Wars Fandom:
Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Cutest Actor:
Bailey for A Dog’s Purpose

Most Changes Made in Book to Movie Adaption:
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

Worst Climax in a Superhero Movie:
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

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