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The Wolfpack

The student newspaper and broadcast of Cedar Park High School

The Wolfpack

The student newspaper and broadcast of Cedar Park High School

The Wolfpack

Dropshipping and You
Dropshipping and You
Mia Morneault, Reporter • March 25, 2024

I immensely dislike the TikTok...

Striding away from the Belvedere building complex, junior Addie Johnson and Senior Cooper Johnson pose for a family picture in Vienna, Austria. The Johnson family lived in Austria for six years and while living there, Cooper said he enjoyed the freedom provided by public transportation. “I liked just the overall city and the public transportation,” Cooper said. “It gave me the ability to go anywhere I wanted whenever I felt like it.”
From Austria to Austin
Kaydence Wilkinson, Reporter • March 24, 2024

After taxiing lazily along the...

Pictured above is Olivia Rodrigo performing “the grudge” at her “GUTS” Tour. I left this concert feeling grateful, nostalgic and just overall so happy that I had gotten to be a part of such an unforgettable experience.
Grateful All the Time
Julia Seiden, Reporter • March 21, 2024

As the wax begins to drip down...

Jonathan's Corner
Jonathan Levinsky, Reporter • March 20, 2024

Jonathan goes over some of the...

DEN, a 35-minute-long free period students are given, is used in many ways for a variety of purposes. Students use this time to work on homework, make up missed tests and sometimes catch up with friends. Lots of students use DEN to run “errands,” as well, whether that means picking up an assignment from a teacher, visiting with a student teacher or asking the librarian about a tech issue. Students can no longer leave their designated classroom during DEN, even to go to the restroom.
DEN-tention for the Win
Kacey Miller, Editor-in-Chief • March 20, 2024

Students are now expected to remain...

To combat the growing price on fast food, my family uses fast food apps. There are five apps we use the most: QuikTrip, Sonic, Chick-fil-A, McDonalds and Whataburger.
Apps for Frugal Foodies
Kassidy Wilkinson, Reporter • March 15, 2024

It’s a classic scene in my family....

How To Lose Your Girlfriend In 5 Gifts

1.     Plastic Jewelry- Why would you spend a lot of money on fancy jewelry when you can have a perfect substitute for a fraction of the cost? Chances are that she probably won’t even notice that the jewelry isn’t real. Even better, when her friends ask her what she got for Valentine’s Day, she can proudly show off her shiny new necklace, and watch her friends become green with envy.

2.     A New Gym Membership- Honestly, could there be a better gift? If your girlfriend is like some girls I know, she probably constantly makes you reassure her that she is in fact not fat, and looks good in what she is wearing. Why not be a thoughtful guy and eliminate the worry from her life? By giving a gym membership, you encourage your girlfriend to go out there and get the body that she really wants.

3.     A Newborn Puppy- Picture this scene. Your girlfriend picks up the wrapped box you gave her, and hears a small whimpering noise. Maybe even a bark or two. She opens it, and, surprise! It’s a puppy! This is almost guaranteed to get your significant other to cry out of joy. And better yet, you don’t have to do anything else past that! She’s the one that gets to take care of the dog you gave her.

4.     Your Left Ear- Let’s be honest guys, this one basically speaks for itself. Nothing says “end-ear-ing love” like removing your left ear and mailing it to your girlfriend.  Look at the last guy who tried this. He ended up being one of the most famous artists of all time.

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5.     Convenience Store Flowers (With Price Tag Still On Them)- I saved the best for last with this one. This gift tells your girlfriend that you are compassionate, because you gave her a gift, but also sensible and worried about your finances.

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