They like to call me a Ryan. I am a senior (almost done!) in the newspaper’s business department. Like most high schoolers, I’ve been diagnosed with a tragic case of chronic procrastination, but that can be attributed to my sick obsession with movies. If you were to walk into my house, chance are you’ll see me shoving load after load of over-processed, pre-packaged foods (I could eat Swiss Cake Rolls for days) while watching Arrested Development and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia reruns. I’m counting down the days until graduation and am hoping to have a great senior year.
And just a word for the wise: If you ever want to be friends with me, NEVER subject me to VH1 trash reality shows. They make me hate the world like you wouldn’t believe.