April is the month of fools, month of laughs and month of joy, what better way to start the month than to prank call close friends and family?

Before you start your pranks you need to make yourself anonymous for the pranks you’re supposed to sound like a stranger in. You could maybe use some kind of VPN, use a secondary phone number/phone, or call somebody from a different app. If you type *67 and then the person’s full number; it will remove your caller id, making your call anonymous to the caller.

Heads up, I do not condone the harassment of strangers, calling 911 or calling random restaurant workers, these jokes are strictly for getting a laugh from your friends and not to cause anyone you don’t know some misery. 

• 2000 deep dish pizzas order/any absurd order

“Hello, we’re calling from Dominos to confirm your order of 2,000 deep dish pizzas.”

“wh-what?”

“To cancel your order of 2000 deep dish pizzas, please respond with cancel.”

“Cancel, Cancel”

“We are sorry, we’re currently experiencing delays due to Ebola, please stay on the line as we put you on hold.”

(Leave them on hold for some time and play your favorite choice of music)

• Your toilet paper has run out

“Hey man, your toilet paper has run out”

“What?”

“Yeah, it’s run out”

“Oh that’s not good, I might need to buy some more”
“No, it ran out”

“Yeah…that’s why I need to buy some more”

“No dude it ran out”

“Huh?”

“You know what street it’s on? Turn on the news man! It’s gone loose!”

“Oh shut up!”

• Pigeon

Call somebody of your choice and play some pigeon noises, I’m sure they’ll love it!

• Antfarm

“Hey, how are you?”

“Good and you?”

“Doing fine, listen; I called you because I ordered like 50 ant farms, with ants inside, it’s my new form of investment, the stock market’s not doing too well right now.”

“Oookay?”

“Here’s the problem tho, when I put in the delivery address I might have…accidentally put your address in instead of mine.”

“How do you even do that accidentally?”

“And I haven’t even paid for the packages yet, so you’re gonna have to pay for them.”

“I’m not paying for 50 ant farms! You better fix that address!”

“Sorry man I gotta go, I’ll talk to you later”

• Anita bath (this one’s from the Simpsons)

“Hello? Is Anita there?”

“Anita who?”
“Bath, last name Bath first name Anita”

“Hey, is there an Anita here? Anita Bath”

• Barking Dog

For this one, call somebody that you can keep a conversation going for a couple of minutes, get them used to the conversation and start making barking dog impressions.

“So like I need to tell you tha-”

“BARK BARK BARK, dog will you be quiet? I’m on the dang phone!”

“Sorry about that, but what were you gonna say?”
“So I need to te-”

“BARK BARK BARK, shut up you mut! I’m on the phone!”

(Keep this going until they notice that the dog doesn’t bark while you talk)

• Something fell from the sky!

“Man there’s a bunch of people running around and the military dropped a present from the sky!!”

“Huh?”

“The present was explosive! Everyone’s running around, I think a present fell out of a plane and everyone was trying to catch it.”

(Ambulance noises in the background)

• Mustache wax

“Hello, you just won a free gallon of mustache wax!”

“What?”

“Yeah! Redeem our free code to receive your free gallon of mustache wax! You could use it for your eyebrows, teeth, eyes, etc.”

“What’s the code?”

“Uhmm I forgot sorry, no gallon for you.”