Presenting The WAM Awards
January 30, 2017
In honor of the recent release of the Academy Award Nominees, The Wolfpack staff has compiled a list of awards for those movies not given the honor of being included in the Academy’s decisions. For your viewing pleasure, here are The Wolfpack Academy Media Awards.
Worst Plot Twist in a Horror Movie:
M. Night Shyamalan for Split
Funniest Superhero Movie:
Deadpool
Making Me Cry the Most in a Theater:
Finding Dory
Best Female Revival:
Ghostbusters (2016)
Made the Most Meninists Cry:
Ghostbusters (2016)
Worst Method Acting:
Jared Leto for Suicide Squad
(Surprisingly) Best Remake of a Disney Movie:
The Jungle Book
Most Inaccurate Portrayal of the Dad-Bod:
Bad Moms
Keeping the Harry Potter Fandom Alive Another Year:
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Tricked the Most Parents into Taking Their Kids to an R-Rated Movie:
Sausage Party
Best Pet in Action:
Buddy the Dachshund with his Mixer for The Secret Life of Pets
Awkwardest Moments for Kids to Reenact:
Trolls for Mandatory Hug-time
Best Prediction of the 2017 Political Climate:
The Purge: Election Year
Worst Named Horror Movie Antagonist:
The Bye-Bye Man
Reviving the Star Wars Fandom:
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Cutest Actor:
Bailey for A Dog’s Purpose
Most Changes Made in Book to Movie Adaption:
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
Worst Climax in a Superhero Movie:
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice









![Broadcast, yearbook and newspaper combined for 66 Interscholastic League Press Conference awards this year. Yearbook won 43, newspaper won 14 and broadcast took home nine. “I think [the ILPC awards] are a great way to give the kids some acknowledgement for all of their hard work,” newspaper and yearbook adviser Paige Hert said. “They typically spend the year covering everyone else’s big moments, so it’s really cool for them to be celebrated so many times and in so many different ways.”](https://cphswolfpack.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/edited-ILPC.jpg)





![Looking down at his racket, junior Hasun Nguyen hits the green tennis ball. Hasun has played tennis since he was 9 years old, and he is on the varsity team. "I feel like it’s not really appreciated in America as much, but [tennis] is a really competitive and mentally challenging sport,” Nguyen said. “I’m really level-headed and can keep my cool during a match, and that helps me play a bit better under pressure.” Photo by Kyra Cox](https://cphswolfpack.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/hasun.jpg)

![Bringing her arm over her head and taking a quick breath, junior Lauren Lucas swims the final laps of the 500 freestyle at the regionals swimming competition on date. Lucas broke the school’s 18-year-old record for the 500 freestyle at regionals and again at state with a time of 4:58.63. “I’d had my eye on that 500 record since my freshman year, so I was really excited to see if I could get it at regionals or districts,” Lucas said. “ State is always a really fun experience and medaling for the first time was really great. It was a very very tight race, [so] I was a bit surprised [that I medaled]. [There were] a lot of fast girls at the meet in general, [and] it was like a dogfight back and forth, back and forth.” Photo by Kaydence Wilkinson](https://cphswolfpack.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Kaydence-2.7-23-edit-2.jpg)
![As her hair blows in the wind, senior Brianna Grandow runs the varsity girls 5K at the cross country district meet last Thursday. Grandow finished fourth in the event and led the varsity girls to regionals with a third place placement as a team. “I’m very excited [to go to regionals],” Grandow said. “I’m excited to race in Corpus Christi, and we get to go to the beach, so that’s really awesome.” Photo by Addison Bruce](https://cphswolfpack.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/brianna.jpg)























![Dressed as “H-E-B Buddy,” senior Logan Hedges entertains shoppers during a shift at H-E-B. Hedges has fun on the job, as there’s significantly less pressure than other jobs he has had. “I [used to umpire] little league baseball, and it’s definitely less stressful,” Hedges said. “There’s not much [that can go wrong] scanning groceries. Making a bad call in baseball is so easy.”](https://cphswolfpack.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/BF3C2083-817E-4847-B673-1FEF973AB972-300x300.jpeg)





