The student newspaper and broadcast of Cedar Park High School

The Wolfpack

The student newspaper and broadcast of Cedar Park High School

The Wolfpack

The student newspaper and broadcast of Cedar Park High School

The Wolfpack

Ariana Grande released “eternal sunshine” on Mar. 8 along with a music video for her track “we can’t be friends.” With smooth instrumentals, melodic vocals and complex lyrics, I give this album a 9/10 stars.
A “Supernatural” Album
Julia Seiden, Reporter • April 12, 2024

As an Ariana Grande fan for many...

Catching a ball, junior Alivia Robinson plays at the Cedar Park vs Glenn game. Having played since she was 5 years old, she is dedicated to softball and has committed to UTPB for softball. “When I got my offer it took me a very long time to decide where,” Robinson said. “Softball has always been my dream for college, and UTPB is my fit. When [I committed] I knew I was going to be loved and supported.”
Swinging For Success
Julia Seiden, Reporter • April 12, 2024

This season, the softball team...

Junior Abby Williams on the set of The One Act Play That Goes Wrong posing next to senior Noa Avigdor, juniors Evan Schmitt and Seth Loudenslager, and sophomore Ben Akers. “I still think that ‘The One Act Play That Goes Wrong’ has to be my favorite,” Williams said. “Its the show where I discovered my love for comedy and comedic acting, and where I found out that I have really good comedic timing, if I do say so myself. I got a round of applause in the middle of the show for a moment that I am very proud of.”
A Seasons Sensation
Mia Morneault, Reporter • April 11, 2024

Captain of her troupe, a first...

Posing with their “Featured Yearbook” banner, signifying that the 2022-2023 yearbook is used as an example for other yearbook classes, the yearbook team smiles at the camera. Yearbooks have been on sale for $80 all school year, with 90 left in stock. “Im really happy with this book,” content editor and senior James Sanderson said. “I think other people are going to be happy with it; all our pages look really cute. Issues are a thing, but we have them every single year and we dont let them get in the way. We work on a very, very tight schedule and theres no pushing deadlines back. It’s a lot of fun, though. It is such an amazing staff and a very engaging team. Its very fulfilling work.” Photo courtesy of Paige Hert
The Staff Behind the Spreads
Kacey Miller, Editor-in-Chief • April 10, 2024

He rings the classroom doorbell...

Standing for a group photo, Rho Kappa volunteers group together to run the Women’s History Month gallery walk in the library. “The members’ involvement was really nice to see,” Rho Kappa Vice President James Sanderson said. “I liked seeing our Rho Kappa members actively participate in community events, especially with something as important as women’s history. Photo courtesy of Jennifer Fortenberry
Walking Through Time
Jane Yermakov, Reporter • April 9, 2024

To celebrate Women’s History...

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner
Caroline Howard, Reporter • April 9, 2024

As someone who searches for chicken...

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How To Lose Your Girlfriend In 5 Gifts

1.     Plastic Jewelry- Why would you spend a lot of money on fancy jewelry when you can have a perfect substitute for a fraction of the cost? Chances are that she probably won’t even notice that the jewelry isn’t real. Even better, when her friends ask her what she got for Valentine’s Day, she can proudly show off her shiny new necklace, and watch her friends become green with envy.

2.     A New Gym Membership- Honestly, could there be a better gift? If your girlfriend is like some girls I know, she probably constantly makes you reassure her that she is in fact not fat, and looks good in what she is wearing. Why not be a thoughtful guy and eliminate the worry from her life? By giving a gym membership, you encourage your girlfriend to go out there and get the body that she really wants.

3.     A Newborn Puppy- Picture this scene. Your girlfriend picks up the wrapped box you gave her, and hears a small whimpering noise. Maybe even a bark or two. She opens it, and, surprise! It’s a puppy! This is almost guaranteed to get your significant other to cry out of joy. And better yet, you don’t have to do anything else past that! She’s the one that gets to take care of the dog you gave her.

4.     Your Left Ear- Let’s be honest guys, this one basically speaks for itself. Nothing says “end-ear-ing love” like removing your left ear and mailing it to your girlfriend.  Look at the last guy who tried this. He ended up being one of the most famous artists of all time.

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5.     Convenience Store Flowers (With Price Tag Still On Them)- I saved the best for last with this one. This gift tells your girlfriend that you are compassionate, because you gave her a gift, but also sensible and worried about your finances.

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