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The student newspaper and broadcast of Cedar Park High School

The Wolfpack

After running 5 kilometers, senior Sanil Desai finishes his cross country race at Vista Ridge. Desai will be attending Brown University in the fall to pursue an education in medicine. “The feeling of finishing a race is so rewarding,” Desai said. “Being involved in a variety of extracurriculars has taught me how to balance my time and be well rounded. These activities have also allowed me to be involved in my interests and the school.
Photo by Mai Cachila
Time to Scrub in
Mai Cachila, Reporter • May 24, 2024

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Crossing her fingers tightly, senior Sophie Triche smiles proudly for her senior photo. Triche plans to attend Kilgore college and is hopeful to continue high kicking with the Rangerettes in the fall. “When I first saw the Rangerettes, I was enamored by how professional they were,” Triche said. “It made me absolutely fall in love with them and everything they do. I knew I wanted to dance after high school and the Rangerettes to me, feels like home. I could not be more excited when I made the official decision to try out and let my friends and family know that I was committed to be a hopeful for such a world renowned dance team.” Photo Courtesy of Sophie Triche
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Instructing his students, tennis coach Randy Ballenger gives feedback on the dish in front of them. Ballenger has been teaching at Cedar Park for 19 years and just took on the introduction to culinary course this school year. “For the most part its been just a unique amazing work,” Ballenger said. “It’s the community that keeps me here, the people that I work with and just the encompassing school. Its just an amazing place and Im definitely rooted here for a while.”
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Much More than a Coach
Mai Cachila, Reporter • May 23, 2024

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Standing with his guitar during Garage Band practice, senior Trevor Von Wupperfeld smiles for the camera. Von Wupperfeld was a founding member of the club, along with a long line of other activities at Cedar Park that earned him the title of Most Involved. “All of the music programs at our school are very, very dedicated, Von Wupperfeld said. Its kind of an all or nothing type of deal. And I am not a big fan of the all or nothing. So I kinda found a garage band to house all of the musicians who didnt have a place in the school or people who didnt have a traditional instrument they played. We take guitarists and basses and all kinds of stuff.  Photo Courtesy of Trevor Von Wupperfeld
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Arav Neroth, Guest Reporter • May 23, 2024

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Holding her debut novel Lorida, senior Lilly Stone poses with her self-published novel for her senior photos. Stone said that she is optimistic about what her future holds in the literary world, and is proud of how far she has come despite the odds. “It doesnt take a special skill set to write a book, and you don’t have to be anyone special to do it,” Stone said. “If you have the drive and motivation, you have to just keep pushing yourself to write even when you don’t feel like it, because, in the end, you will be proud of what you’ve accomplished.” Courtesy of Lilly Stone
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Waterloo swim instructor, Emler swim instructor, and Camp Hope leader are just some of the jobs available for students over the summer. Junior Clara Rabago will be working as a small group leader at Camp Hope for two weeks over the summer where she will be taking care of the children there and participating in activities such as church services, games, art, and science. “I’m excited to have my own kids this year,” Rabago said. “I like seeing how a kid will come in and be super shy, but then they come out all being friends. They’re so happy and energetic and it’s just cool to see how much these kids grow within a week.”
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Golden Globes Host Causes Controversy
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Kacey Miller
Comedian Jo Koy gave an infamous Golden Globes monologue as the host of the event this year. His jokes caused a lot of controversy and speculation over the internet, leading to disapproval and hate over his “jokes.”

Two Sundays ago, on Jan. 7, I sat down on the couch to watch the 81st annual Golden Globes. I was pretty excited to watch this year’s Golden Globes, with all of the new media that came out last year and the much anticipated appearances of some of my favorite actors and singers. Seeing Emma Stone, Margot Robbie, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lawrence and Billie Eilish made me so excited about watching all of the awards about to be presented. I’ve always loved award shows because I think it’s so fun to have all your favorite celebrities gathered together and interacting in one room. I also love watching them win, and getting to feel all excited for the ones that I was rooting for. So when I went to watch these Golden Globes, I was pretty stoked. When I initially saw this year’s host, my first thought was “oh, thank god it’s not Trevor Noah again.” But boy oh boy did I beg for Trevor Noah to come back…

This year’s host for the Golden Globes was the American comedian, Jo Koy. Koy has been doing stand-up comedy for much of his life, has starred in many TV shows and even has his own series of comedy specials. He was announced as the host of the Golden Globes last year, and has since gotten quite a bit of backlash from his monologue.

During Koy’s presentation at the Golden Globes, he decided to make quite a few jokes that targeted celebrities in the audience. I would say that the main snipe he made that upset people the most was his comparison of Oppenheimer to Barbie. With both of these popular movies being released at the same time in the summer, the movies were often watched back to back, hence the term “Barbenheimer,” and people often comparing the two movies to each other. With both of these movies nominated for Golden Globes, Koy naturally wanted to make a joke about them and their fame. He decided to do a comparison on how Oppenheimer is this big Pulitzer Prize winning book about the Manhattan Project, and how Barbie is about “a plastic doll with big boobies”.

Koy then goes on to make more jokes about the Barbie movie, saying that the key part of the Barbie movie was when she went from being perfect, to having flat feet, cellulite and bad breath. He then says that this is “what casting directors call a character actor.”

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Koy also made a joke at singer Taylor Swift’s expense. With the news of her dating Travis Kelce, a player on the Kansas City Chiefs football team, she tends to get a lot of broadcasting camera time when she is at his games. He went on to say that the difference between the NFL and the Golden Globes is that there are less camera shots of Taylor Swift at the Golden Globes.

My complaints about his “jokes” are just how awful, unfunny and offending they are. Starting with his Barbie quips, simplifying the movie to just being about a doll with big breasts is incredibly offensive to the audiences that enjoyed the movie, and its profound messages about womanhood and overcoming insecurities. It contradicts everything that the movie is preaching to audiences and puts salt in the wound of gender inequality. A movie that was supposed to embrace and praise womanhood was reduced to a movie about an object that is only remembered for its body.

Koy’s joke about the character actors having flat feet, bad breath and cellulite is insulting to them and completely degrades them. Character actors are basically side actors that are not usually the lead. So comparing “ugly/bad” traits to character actors and saying that they equate to being one, is incredibly insulting to these actors, who already aren’t the main characters and obviously don’t want to be called ugly. It’s incredibly rude and demeaning to these actors who work their butts off to get to where they are, to only just get called ugly. 

Koy’s joke on Taylor Swift is honestly not the worst one that he made that night. It’s still pretty rude, especially with her being right there in the room. She can’t necessarily control the cameras on her at the football games, and all she’s doing is just supporting her boyfriend. So implying that she’s taking over and controlling the NFL networks isn’t valid, nor is it something that she can control.

During this monologue, some members of the audience were not having it (Selena Gomez literally put her head in her hands), and Koy of course was upset. He tried to place the blame on his writers, and claimed that he only had ten days to write these jokes. Personally, I can get a good essay written in two hours, so the fact that he complained about not even having to write his own jokes, but only having ten days to do it, actually blows my mind. I just think it’s ridiculous that he felt like he had to blame other people, instead of taking accountability for his jokes that didn’t land.

Overall, these Golden Globes were not a complete disaster, nobody punched anyone, but I think that the attitude and overall vibe of the host really dictates how these award shows play out, and Jo Koy definitely disappointed. I think that these types of jokes are not just unfunny, but also insulting and completely disrespectful to women and the acting community as a whole. Jokes like the ones about the Barbie movie completely set us 70 years back as a society, and “comedians” with these kinds of mindsets should not be hosting these award shows.

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About the Contributors
Julia Seiden
Julia Seiden, Reporter
Julia is a junior and first year reporter. In her free time she enjoys reading, hanging out with friends and listening to music. She enjoys getting to write about people’s lives and telling a good story for everyone to enjoy. She wants to be a photojournalist and wants to travel and explore the world. She is super excited to be writing for The Wolfpack this school year.
Kacey Miller
Kacey Miller, Editor-in-Chief
Kacey is a junior and third year reporter. She loves learning about her fellow students and writing about their stories. In addition to being a staff member for The Wolfpack, she is a UIL journalism competitor, the Cedar Park FFA Vice President and has a show lamb named Winnie. If she’s not at the barn or practicing for her FFA contests, she’s probably doing homework. You can find her at every football game, either in the stands or on the sidelines taking pictures. Some of her favorite memories are from reading the Bible with her little sisters. She plans to attend college somewhere cold, but also doesn’t want to be too far away from her family. Her favorite animal is a bear and sometimes she wishes she could hibernate like one.

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