Planning to have/attend a Super Bowl party?
Here are some tips and tricks:
- First of all, go to Costco. The amount of food you will be buying is enough to feed a small country/army. Only Costco can supply that quantity. (Unless you aren’t a member of the elitist group that is Costco, then just take a trip to H.E.B.)
- Fake it until you make it. If you have no idea who’s playing, bring a delicious dip and lay low.
- If you don’t care about either team, the safest route is to root for the host’s team.
- Talk about how great Peyton Manning is. No matter what.
- No double dipping. Who do you think you are? Stop.
- Don’t. Drink. Anything. Die of dehydration if you must, but don’t miss the commercials or the game for a bathroom break.
- Okay, if you have to, go during a slow part in the game, not the commercials…those are too great to miss. Hustle to the bathroom, take care of your business and then hustle back.
- Listen, face paint is optional. Spirit wear is not.
- For the girls who know nothing about football, look up some terms you can remember and stay quiet for most of the time. This is not the time to ask a million and five questions. This is too important.
- If your team loses, cry internally. Don’t be a sore loser and a jerk just because your pride has taken a hit.
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