Jared Maddux, Staff Reporter

My name is Jared Maddox. Not Jerry, not Jerard, Jared. I enjoy everything. The world is wonderful! Except for those few things that bug me, like when someone has the will to complain about something but not the drive to change it, or when someone in authority over me expects more out of me than they do out of themselves. Like when the guy I introduce myself to can tell me all about the invasion of Acropolis in Battlestar Galactica last night and yet he can’t possibly pronounce my name right or when a guy contradicts his own explanation of himself. Why would someone ever take the time to write about themselves anyway? You might wonder why I don’t do something about all these things, but I just don’t feel like it. Besides, they don’t really bother me; they just give me something to write about.