The student newspaper and broadcast of Cedar Park High School

The Wolfpack

The student newspaper and broadcast of Cedar Park High School

The Wolfpack

The student newspaper and broadcast of Cedar Park High School

The Wolfpack

Dropshipping and You
Dropshipping and You
Mia Morneault, Reporter • March 25, 2024

I immensely dislike the TikTok...

Striding away from the Belvedere building complex, junior Addie Johnson and Senior Cooper Johnson pose for a family picture in Vienna, Austria. The Johnson family lived in Austria for six years and while living there, Cooper said he enjoyed the freedom provided by public transportation. “I liked just the overall city and the public transportation,” Cooper said. “It gave me the ability to go anywhere I wanted whenever I felt like it.”
From Austria to Austin
Kaydence Wilkinson, Reporter • March 24, 2024

After taxiing lazily along the...

Pictured above is Olivia Rodrigo performing “the grudge” at her “GUTS” Tour. I left this concert feeling grateful, nostalgic and just overall so happy that I had gotten to be a part of such an unforgettable experience.
Grateful All the Time
Julia Seiden, Reporter • March 21, 2024

As the wax begins to drip down...

Jonathan's Corner
Jonathan Levinsky, Reporter • March 20, 2024

Jonathan goes over some of the...

DEN, a 35-minute-long free period students are given, is used in many ways for a variety of purposes. Students use this time to work on homework, make up missed tests and sometimes catch up with friends. Lots of students use DEN to run “errands,” as well, whether that means picking up an assignment from a teacher, visiting with a student teacher or asking the librarian about a tech issue. Students can no longer leave their designated classroom during DEN, even to go to the restroom.
DEN-tention for the Win
Kacey Miller, Editor-in-Chief • March 20, 2024

Students are now expected to remain...

To combat the growing price on fast food, my family uses fast food apps. There are five apps we use the most: QuikTrip, Sonic, Chick-fil-A, McDonalds and Whataburger.
Apps for Frugal Foodies
Kassidy Wilkinson, Reporter • March 15, 2024

It’s a classic scene in my family....

A Eulogy for Timmy

I regret I must tell you about the recent life and whereabouts of our dearly departed mascot, Timmy Timberwolf, who is dead. For days there were many explanations for his disappearance, until at last we knew the truth. A truck driver found him on the side of 1431, entangled in a massive, drunken brawl at a marked deer crossing, where he had tried to head off the approaching head-lights just too quickly. Poor Timmy can requiescat in partes, while we the living can lay to rest those wild and sordid fantasies people have conceived of in these past few days. Rumors reflect alternative views on Timmy’s death – students think things beyond belief about the tragedy – each of us wishes he could have chosen a better end than the tail of an after-party romp. Yes, there may be some truth in them. Perhaps it was a lab experiment gone awry that led to his disappearance, maybe Timmy was trapped after physics class when a black hole was created too big for him to escape.

But beyond that, I can hardly mention the writing in the bathroom stalls.

“Paintball him until he bleeds green blood.”

Or how the autopsy revealed letters lacerated into his side with five-inch claws.

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“I heart T-wolves” said the marks left by the Leander lion.

 

You may have seen the newest menu item at the local sushi shop, “Timberwolf Tuna” whose ingredients the chef there has still refused to disclose. Mark my words, the perpetrators will be brought to justice; until then, we must remember him by what little pieces that we have left.

I can tell you, the photos posted on Myspace and Facebook are false. Timmy was not seen with that flock of deer until the night before last, no, not even during the powderpuff game. I tell you that night he was chaperoned to Project Graduation, safe and sober. Nor was he stoned during his cameo in that last comic of the Wolfpack, where he appeared beside an equally zombified Jeff Lowe. Experts conclude that Timmy was the victim of a secret enclave of vegan vampires, whose perverse form of necromancy involved re-animating the corpses of lifeless vegetables and innocent timberwolves. I’m only telling you this because it’s true.

In closing, I would like to offer this haiku, given to me by the Animal Society:

Listen to the wind

It brings murmurs and tears

Your presence will be missed, Timmy

Our bowls of rice are empty.

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