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After running 5 kilometers, senior Sanil Desai finishes his cross country race at Vista Ridge. Desai will be attending Brown University in the fall to pursue an education in medicine. “The feeling of finishing a race is so rewarding,” Desai said. “Being involved in a variety of extracurriculars has taught me how to balance my time and be well rounded. These activities have also allowed me to be involved in my interests and the school.
Photo by Mai Cachila
Time to Scrub in
Mai Cachila, Reporter • May 24, 2024

His cursor hovers over the email...

Crossing her fingers tightly, senior Sophie Triche smiles proudly for her senior photo. Triche plans to attend Kilgore college and is hopeful to continue high kicking with the Rangerettes in the fall. “When I first saw the Rangerettes, I was enamored by how professional they were,” Triche said. “It made me absolutely fall in love with them and everything they do. I knew I wanted to dance after high school and the Rangerettes to me, feels like home. I could not be more excited when I made the official decision to try out and let my friends and family know that I was committed to be a hopeful for such a world renowned dance team.” Photo Courtesy of Sophie Triche
Kicking into History
Morgan Nabi, Guest Reporter • May 24, 2024

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Instructing his students, tennis coach Randy Ballenger gives feedback on the dish in front of them. Ballenger has been teaching at Cedar Park for 19 years and just took on the introduction to culinary course this school year. “For the most part its been just a unique amazing work,” Ballenger said. “It’s the community that keeps me here, the people that I work with and just the encompassing school. Its just an amazing place and Im definitely rooted here for a while.”
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Much More than a Coach
Mai Cachila, Reporter • May 23, 2024

After having coached tennis, taught...

Standing with his guitar during Garage Band practice, senior Trevor Von Wupperfeld smiles for the camera. Von Wupperfeld was a founding member of the club, along with a long line of other activities at Cedar Park that earned him the title of Most Involved. “All of the music programs at our school are very, very dedicated, Von Wupperfeld said. Its kind of an all or nothing type of deal. And I am not a big fan of the all or nothing. So I kinda found a garage band to house all of the musicians who didnt have a place in the school or people who didnt have a traditional instrument they played. We take guitarists and basses and all kinds of stuff.  Photo Courtesy of Trevor Von Wupperfeld
Rockstar President
Arav Neroth, Guest Reporter • May 23, 2024

From making music with his club...

Holding her debut novel Lorida, senior Lilly Stone poses with her self-published novel for her senior photos. Stone said that she is optimistic about what her future holds in the literary world, and is proud of how far she has come despite the odds. “It doesnt take a special skill set to write a book, and you don’t have to be anyone special to do it,” Stone said. “If you have the drive and motivation, you have to just keep pushing yourself to write even when you don’t feel like it, because, in the end, you will be proud of what you’ve accomplished.” Courtesy of Lilly Stone
Fresh Face in Fiction
Gaby Coutts, Guest Reporter • May 23, 2024

Starting by picking up a journal...

Waterloo swim instructor, Emler swim instructor, and Camp Hope leader are just some of the jobs available for students over the summer. Junior Clara Rabago will be working as a small group leader at Camp Hope for two weeks over the summer where she will be taking care of the children there and participating in activities such as church services, games, art, and science. “I’m excited to have my own kids this year,” Rabago said. “I like seeing how a kid will come in and be super shy, but then they come out all being friends. They’re so happy and energetic and it’s just cool to see how much these kids grow within a week.”
Free At Last... Or Maybe Not
Kaydence Wilkinson, Reporter • May 23, 2024

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Holiday Hollywood Horrors

The Holiday season is defined by tradition: families come together, and people engage in the same activities they have year after year. Most traditions that people keep are not necessarily rooted in the meaning of the holidays, but have become so over time, and among these traditions, perhaps none is greater than the annual holiday film fest.

Some movies have stood the test of time, with their brilliant stories, reverberating themes, or just the hilarity they contain. Disregarding the very few exceptions, everyone loves “A Christmas Story” and watches it every year, laughing at the same parts over and over again. The same could be said for “It’s A Wonderful Life,” “Miracle on 34th Street,” “A White Christmas,” or in more recent years, “Elf”. The holidays just would not be the same without these classic movies.

Yet, not every holiday tradition is one worth keeping and unfortunately, for every holiday classic, there are at least five films that would make Santa Claus refuse affiliation with Christmas. It seems that a new tradition has been formed by filmmakers; to continue producing terrible movies every time this season comes around.

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In this holiday season alone, audiences have been subjected to no less than three super-generic movies that have a Christmas label slapped on them and been presented as sugar-plum coated pieces of crap with hardly any artistic merit to redeem them.  And sadly enough, people can expect the same thing every year, and still pay money to see them!

One of these Holiday film Scrooges that has presented itself this year is the typical family based comedy, “Four Christmases.” This commonplace movie tells the tale of a modern American couple who are unfairly forced to spend miserable time with their obnoxious and embarrassing relatives, but then, in a sudden turn of events, realize just how important family is! Surprised? So are the millions of other people who wasted money on the same old tripe.

To cast even more bad light on the holiday season film genre, “Four Christmases” is not only one of many terrible Holiday films this year, but now joins the ranks of dozens of others that have come out in the past decade alone. Who could forget such favorites as “Christmas with the Kranks,” “Deck the Halls,” “The Santa Clause 6: The Reindeer Rebellion Clause,” “Fred Claus,” “Home Alone 10: The Shanghai Silver Bells,” and of course the heart warming tale of the butchering murderer optimistically titled “Black Christmas.”

Why is it though, that every holiday season brings these harrowing movies to the masses? Are these really just the holiday movies of our generation, destined to be classics in years to come, or are they just fuel for the fireplace on the cold December nights? I hope the latter.

The truth is, most of today’s holiday movies lack any originality or genuine emotion. Most filmmakers seem to be under the impression that regurgitating the same old storylines with the latest sinking stars is an acceptable way to celebrate. “Four Christmases” is just the same as 2007’s “This Christmas,” which was the remarkably similar to 2006’s “Deck the Halls,” which finds many of its twisted roots in 2004’s “Christmas with the Kranks” and “Surviving Christmas.”

If you really think about it, there is no movie quite like “A Christmas Story,” which was released in 1983. The movie is original and has never been duplicated in any way. The same is even true for the more modern film “Elf” which, despite Will Farrel’s tendency to make the same movies over and over again, presents a truly creative story while still keeping with the Christmas theme and even sets a new standard for Holiday movies.

In fact, “Elf” proves that there is still an original Holiday thought out there, people just have to demand it from Hollywood. And this is where the other shoe drops. We as film-goers need to start the revolution by refusing to see these terrible excuses for Holiday movies. So if we want to see more films reminiscent of “Jingle All the Way,” “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” or “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,” we need to stop supporting these Christmas coals and ask Mr. Claus for a new Holiday classic.

 

 

 

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